HomelandSecurityOfMichaelMoore

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On June 7th, 2002 Michael Moore (->) opened his own office of Homeland Security. As he announced in a public letter, this Office will, each day, "issue the necessary warnings to the American people (and to the other freaked-out inhabitants of this planet) about what precautions and action you and they will need to take. Though not yet a cabinet-level department (this would first require removing the squatters at 1600 Penn. Ave.), Mike's Office of Homeland Security will act as THE one-stop shopping and command center charged with monitoring the movements of the doers of true evil."